Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm always down for nudity.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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