My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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