He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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