Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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