I understand why you refuse to be sober now
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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