fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.