if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?