How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is