I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo