i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you have to choose: penises or morals?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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