Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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