i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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