I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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