He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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