don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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