he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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