Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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