he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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