like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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