Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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