Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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