i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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