i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
