I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you guys were way drunker than both of me
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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