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  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:05pm

    Its like an oral diaphragm

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:54am

    JEEF WHERE ARE YOU?):

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:44pm

    WTF?!? The texts I've submitted have been watt better then this... what's hAppend to ttfln? It's getting ruined like FML

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:08pm

    Grammar, text-instead-of-speech, and life fail all in one.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:41pm

    You are earring? (before anyone bads me, learn the difference between "you're" and "your")

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:21am

    Out of all the people in the world that annoy me I think atheists piss me off the most. And it's not even because they don't believe in anything, I just get sick of hearing how much more enlightened you are than the rest of us. If you don't want to believe in a higher power that's fine, but shut the fuck up and let us believe in our "fairytales."

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:44pm

    how does one earring

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:56pm

    Hey 9 41 how bout you shut the fuck up

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:59pm

    Why do people still believe in god and Jesus? It's 2009, time to stop with these fucking fairy tales

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:07am

    Charles Rutherford thinks your disgusting and if Charles had a face like yours he would burry it in dog poo!

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:38pm

    doesn't this sound like it's an actual tfln?

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:41pm

    And regarding this text...hilarious 'cause it's stupid and makes no sense...stupid senseless hilarity ftw!

  • 40 43
    Submitted by jprincess on Aug 7, 10 at 7:54am

    I think it may be a reference to how a tongue ring feels to the person receiving it orally. But, only a guess....

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:10pm

    Jesus tittyfucking Christ!!!!!! Who screens this shit???? Fire them

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:03pm

    that's what she said

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:48pm

    i think what happened is this guy was playing a drinking game, like kings cup or something, and someone made the rule "after everything you say you have to say 'in my mouth'". so, someone probably said this during the game, thought it was hilarious, and decided to put it on this website. that probably was not a text. and it's still dumb as fuck.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:13pm

    Never pull out!

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:20pm

    I'll leave the light on for you -Tom Bodet

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:39pm

    People that say their texts are so much funnier than the ones that do get posted are morons. Your opinion doesn't count, shitheads. If you have a problem with the mods, go make your own fucking site. And if you don't know how to, go figure it out, it'll give you something better to do than bitch about shit no one gives a fuck about. Fucking douche.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:15pm

    Way to use your the wrong way.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:06am

    8:59 is a genius! I hope a male genius....

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:44am

    You are earring is so big...??? I don't get it.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:10pm

    I was thinking the samething...You're an idiot...your mamma told me.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:52am

    God and Jesus are one. U should definatley read up on ur junk before u go and make ignorant statements.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:13pm

    Atheists make me wanna punch babies...

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:49am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:35pm

    my penis is uncut, so i put water in it and the end looks like a balloon

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:24pm

    I'll clean your ass for you Tom Bidet

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:48am

    Atheists can suck my god-fearing dick

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:46pm

    okay, while this seems like an actual genuine text from last night (who would send this in any normal state of mind?), this is LAME.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:40pm

    i'm only hoping they used someone's earring as a tongue ring...unless i'm missing something? however, this is still pretty dumb.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:40pm

    7:10 why do you have to use the Lords name in vain?

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:47pm

    i think i just accidentally a whole earring.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:02pm

    Its not called an "ear" ring if it is hanging on my scrotum

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:46pm

    I'm pretty sure they don't actually get checked, or the people who check them get amused extremely easily.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:31pm

    I feel like this is an inside joke, and everyone but the sender and receiver of this text are on the outside.

  • 26 37
    Submitted by virginia11 on Oct 24, 11 at 8:52pm

    -twitch- grammar...

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:19pm

    Because Jesus thinks you are making fun of him if you are barefoot