You're earring is so big in my mouth
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WTF?!? The texts I've submitted have been watt better then this... what's hAppend to ttfln? It's getting ruined like FML
Its like an oral diaphragm
doesn't this sound like it's an actual tfln?
Out of all the people in the world that annoy me I think atheists piss me off the most. And it's not even because they don't believe in anything, I just get sick of hearing how much more enlightened you are than the rest of us. If you don't want to believe in a higher power that's fine, but shut the fuck up and let us believe in our "fairytales."
that's what she said
7:10 why do you have to use the Lords name in vain?
You are earring? (before anyone bads me, learn the difference between "you're" and "your")
Never pull out!
JEEF WHERE ARE YOU?):
I think it may be a reference to how a tongue ring feels to the person receiving it orally. But, only a guess....
Atheists can suck my god-fearing dick
i'm only hoping they used someone's earring as a tongue ring...unless i'm missing something? however, this is still pretty dumb.
Charles Rutherford thinks your disgusting and if Charles had a face like yours he would burry it in dog poo!
And regarding this text...hilarious 'cause it's stupid and makes no sense...stupid senseless hilarity ftw!
i think i just accidentally a whole earring.
People that say their texts are so much funnier than the ones that do get posted are morons. Your opinion doesn't count, shitheads. If you have a problem with the mods, go make your own fucking site. And if you don't know how to, go figure it out, it'll give you something better to do than bitch about shit no one gives a fuck about. Fucking douche.
Atheists make me wanna punch babies...
how does one earring
Hey 9 41 how bout you shut the fuck up
I'll leave the light on for you
Why do people still believe in god and Jesus? It's 2009, time to stop with these fucking fairy tales
Jesus tittyfucking Christ!!!!!! Who screens this shit???? Fire them
Grammar, text-instead-of-speech, and life fail all in one.
I'm pretty sure they don't actually get checked, or the people who check them get amused extremely easily.
i think what happened is this guy was playing a drinking game, like kings cup or something, and someone made the rule "after everything you say you have to say 'in my mouth'". so, someone probably said this during the game, thought it was hilarious, and decided to put it on this website. that probably was not a text. and it's still dumb as fuck.
my penis is uncut, so i put water in it and the end looks like a balloon
8:59 is a genius! I hope a male genius....
I feel like this is an inside joke, and everyone but the sender and receiver of this text are on the outside.
Its not called an "ear" ring if it is hanging on my scrotum
okay, while this seems like an actual genuine text from last night (who would send this in any normal state of mind?), this is LAME.
You are earring is so big...??? I don't get it.
If I had a Nickel..
Because Jesus thinks you are making fun of him if you are barefoot
Way to use your the wrong way.
I'll clean your ass for you
God and Jesus are one. U should definatley read up on ur junk before u go and make ignorant statements.
I was thinking the samething...You're an idiot...your mamma told me.