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  • WTF?!? The texts I've submitted have been watt better then this... what's hAppend to ttfln? It's getting ruined like FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Its like an oral diaphragm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:05pm
  • doesn't this sound like it's an actual tfln?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Out of all the people in the world that annoy me I think atheists piss me off the most. And it's not even because they don't believe in anything, I just get sick of hearing how much more enlightened you are than the rest of us. If you don't want to believe in a higher power that's fine, but shut the fuck up and let us believe in our "fairytales."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:21am
  • that's what she said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:03pm
  • 7:10 why do you have to use the Lords name in vain?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:40pm
  • You are earring? (before anyone bads me, learn the difference between "you're" and "your")

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Never pull out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:13pm
  • JEEF WHERE ARE YOU?):

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:54am
  • I think it may be a reference to how a tongue ring feels to the person receiving it orally. But, only a guess....

    Submitted by jprincess on Aug 7, 10 at 7:54am
  • Atheists can suck my god-fearing dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:48am
  • i'm only hoping they used someone's earring as a tongue ring...unless i'm missing something? however, this is still pretty dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Charles Rutherford thinks your disgusting and if Charles had a face like yours he would burry it in dog poo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:07am
  • And regarding this text...hilarious 'cause it's stupid and makes no sense...stupid senseless hilarity ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:41pm
  • i think i just accidentally a whole earring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:47pm
  • People that say their texts are so much funnier than the ones that do get posted are morons. Your opinion doesn't count, shitheads. If you have a problem with the mods, go make your own fucking site. And if you don't know how to, go figure it out, it'll give you something better to do than bitch about shit no one gives a fuck about. Fucking douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Atheists make me wanna punch babies...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:13pm
  • how does one earring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Hey 9 41 how bout you shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:56pm
  • I'll leave the light on for you -Tom Bodet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Why do people still believe in god and Jesus? It's 2009, time to stop with these fucking fairy tales

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:59pm
  • Jesus tittyfucking Christ!!!!!! Who screens this shit???? Fire them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:10pm
  • -twitch- grammar...

    Submitted by virginia11 on Oct 24, 11 at 8:52pm
  • Grammar, text-instead-of-speech, and life fail all in one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:08pm
  • I'm pretty sure they don't actually get checked, or the people who check them get amused extremely easily.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:46pm
  • i think what happened is this guy was playing a drinking game, like kings cup or something, and someone made the rule "after everything you say you have to say 'in my mouth'". so, someone probably said this during the game, thought it was hilarious, and decided to put it on this website. that probably was not a text. and it's still dumb as fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:48pm
  • my penis is uncut, so i put water in it and the end looks like a balloon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:35pm
  • 8:59 is a genius! I hope a male genius....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:06am
  • I feel like this is an inside joke, and everyone but the sender and receiver of this text are on the outside.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Its not called an "ear" ring if it is hanging on my scrotum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:02pm
  • okay, while this seems like an actual genuine text from last night (who would send this in any normal state of mind?), this is LAME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:46pm
  • You are earring is so big...??? I don't get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:44am
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:49am
  • Because Jesus thinks you are making fun of him if you are barefoot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:19pm
  • Way to use your the wrong way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:15pm
  • I'll clean your ass for you Tom Bidet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:24pm
  • God and Jesus are one. U should definatley read up on ur junk before u go and make ignorant statements.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:52am
  • I was thinking the samething...You're an idiot...your mamma told me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:10pm