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  • 60 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:37pm

    had to have been royal oak. and the dude had to have been wearing skin tight nut hugging jeans. when did the brain ninja that sent us capri's pull a fast one on guys to make it seem looking like a chick was ok?

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:33am

    That might have been me..

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:59pm

    im a girl and i like short sex! anyone with me? foreplays where its at

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:30pm

    SUCKER! Literally & figuratively! LMAO.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:56pm

    hahahah I've totally fallen for this one too. and he definitely didn't last longer than 2 minutes...

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:43pm

    are they ever worth it? nope.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:43pm

    wow that happened to me once too! guys are terrible liars, but now I know better.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:42pm

    some men just can't perform well..

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:27pm

    Hmmm, sounds like the guy i dated for a year and ahalf...he was worthless in bed, and didnt last more than 5 minutes ever. Thank god hes gone now

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:18pm

    Maybe you just give better head than anyone who's done that before, therefore making him finish faster???

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:19pm

    giving head is good but damn 3 mins. id slap him for fucking me over like that.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:41am

    not really . you just cant suck good dick .............

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:37pm

    played you like a record

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:22am

    after getting head I can usually go for a good 35 minutes until I 'reload'

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:29am

    to quote threesixmafia "i love havin sex but i'd rather get some head, rather get some head, rather et some head" straight up fooled you! hahahaaaa

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:35am

    You fucked my ex, didn't you?

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:01pm

    i'm sorry, better luck next time

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:10pm

    umm head is always worth it. i probably have more fun giving than the guys have getting it! maybe you just need to get into it more op and 12:43

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:04pm

    Usually giving a guy head first does "rev him up," but afterward he won't last as long. 10:29 A.M. is right; he needs to learn how to control himself more... I don't know how guys do that, but I know that my boyfriend can...

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:47pm

    Damn you gotta talk to my girl 1:10 cus i have a great time but she makes it out to be a big deal everytime

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:44pm

    12:43, i beg to differ.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:44am

    @9:59 I loves me some forplay, and there is something to be said about being able to cum fast for nice hot quicky sex. That being said I'm a guy and i don't think i would be happy with only ever getting 3 minutes of sex. Control is key.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:19pm

    Unfortunately, sounds like my boyfriend of almost 3 years :(

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:16pm

    I don't know about you guys, but I just thought of my next line.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:38am

    honestly that just makes me less interested in the sex because i'm so relaxed and kind of spent. if you want a guy to get on his a-game then just give a little to get him going and then stop and move to the real thing...otherwise you should be willing to wait 10-30 minutes for us to watch tv and regroup, don't just try to get us going again...it's sensitive

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:14am

    The premature ejaculator tricked you into sucking his dick. Well played, well played indeed.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:56pm

    Lol I employ that tactic on the regular. And 2:14, I'm from Missouri haha

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:14am

    omg are you from missouri? I swear to god men read that line on bathroom walls here

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:44am

    He totally played you.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:29am

    I've been one of those guys. The guy needs to learn to develop body awareness so he can last longer. He desperately wants to last longer, he just doesn't know how to do this, and is afraid to ask for help.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:36pm

    The guy is a lying whore.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:52pm

    Solution: next time blow him twice and gain some weight.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:46am

    I find that usually it makes sex quicker. Am I wrong here?

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:33am

    i love that you just quoted the three six right now. maybe you should have sex with him again. it could potentially last 6 minutes