He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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had to have been royal oak. and the dude had to have been wearing skin tight nut hugging jeans. when did the brain ninja that sent us capri's pull a fast one on guys to make it seem looking like a chick was ok?
hahahah I've totally fallen for this one too. and he definitely didn't last longer than 2 minutes...
giving head is good but damn 3 mins. id slap him for fucking me over like that.
SUCKER! Literally & figuratively! LMAO.
That might have been me..
im a girl and i like short sex!
anyone with me?
foreplays where its at
some men just can't perform well..
i'm sorry, better luck next time
Hmmm, sounds like the guy i dated for a year and ahalf...he was worthless in bed, and didnt last more than 5 minutes ever. Thank god hes gone now
wow that happened to me once too! guys are terrible liars, but now I know better.
Maybe you just give better head than anyone who's done that before, therefore making him finish faster???
after getting head I can usually go for a good 35 minutes until I 'reload'
played you like a record
to quote threesixmafia "i love havin sex but i'd rather get some head, rather get some head, rather et some head"
straight up fooled you! hahahaaaa
Unfortunately, sounds like my boyfriend of almost 3 years :(
are they ever worth it? nope.
umm head is always worth it. i probably have more fun giving than the guys have getting it! maybe you just need to get into it more op and 12:43
You fucked my ex, didn't you?
@9:59 I loves me some forplay, and there is something to be said about being able to cum fast for nice hot quicky sex.
That being said I'm a guy and i don't think i would be happy with only ever getting 3 minutes of sex. Control is key.
Usually giving a guy head first does "rev him up," but afterward he won't last as long. 10:29 A.M. is right; he needs to learn how to control himself more... I don't know how guys do that, but I know that my boyfriend can...
I find that usually it makes sex quicker. Am I wrong here?
honestly that just makes me less interested in the sex because i'm so relaxed and kind of spent. if you want a guy to get on his a-game then just give a little to get him going and then stop and move to the real thing...otherwise you should be willing to wait 10-30 minutes for us to watch tv and regroup, don't just try to get us going again...it's sensitive
I don't know about you guys, but I just thought of my next line.
omg are you from missouri? I swear to god men read that line on bathroom walls here
i love that you just quoted the three six right now. maybe you should have sex with him again. it could potentially last 6 minutes
not really . you just cant suck good dick .............
Lol I employ that tactic on the regular. And 2:14, I'm from Missouri haha
The guy is a lying whore.
12:43, i beg to differ.
I've been one of those guys. The guy needs to learn to develop body awareness so he can last longer. He desperately wants to last longer, he just doesn't know how to do this, and is afraid to ask for help.
The premature ejaculator tricked you into sucking his dick.
Well played, well played indeed.
Solution: next time blow him twice and gain some weight.
Damn you gotta talk to my girl 1:10 cus i have a great time but she makes it out to be a big deal everytime
He totally played you.