Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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