So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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