guys are only as good as the porn they watch
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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