it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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