after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I love you.
Bad choice
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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