Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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