Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Rumble strips road head = magical
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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