As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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