Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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