the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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