I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
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this is the best thing
that i have read on here.
too fucking funny.
fuck lourdes chongas :(
Miami-Dade County employee here...
Thanks for supporting our local entrepeneurs!
what does everyone have against coke??? its lovely, as long as you dont get addicted
BAHAHAH quite posssibly the funniest text EVER.
8:06- plan b = morning after pill.
305 class of 09 krop represent !!
Haha, Krop for sure...
a slut who does cocaine...
thats a classy lady
Haha, yup. My money is on Palmetto or Gulliver.
and Miami: best hometown in the US.
Yeah 1:20, you're a stupid cunt for suggesting that OP stop doing coke. WHAT KIND OF A MORON ARE YOU.
1:20- youre a stupid cunt.
oh! now why didn't I think of that...would save so much time...
GREAT TEXT!!!!!!! I'm gonna start doing that also!
she goes to lourdes boo boo..
im going to 305, any more of your?
Everyone hating on privat schools in Miami is just jealous they can't live our awesome lifestyle of party sleep and some school....... And btw I went to la salle so suck it u haters probably won't even go to a real college (I.e. A college outside Miami, and not Santa fe I mean a legit school)
O god, this is too funny, Has to be someone from Krop :D
IM HEADIN TO THE 305!
krop? get outta here....
hahaha this basically describes my life.... and we have the same area code! LOVE IT. 305 REPRESENT!
4:32 youre so bitter and jealous i laugh at youuu pumpkin
slutty cokeheads ftw make great fucks but not worth keeping around
305! Miami! Haha this girl has to be a DG at Florida State
this is one of my favorite texts EVER!
hahahahaa same here gulliver or la salle forsure
hahaha funny shit lourdes, carolton, la salle, girls are spoiled rich brats that use mommy and daddys money to buy coke, fuck anything that walks, and then they wonder why there pregnant. Get off the coke and do some mushrooms and mdma man
Lmfao. Nah. Just use more coke. It'll eventually do the same trick plan b does hahah. Oh Miami. I love my city and all it's drug addicts
The only problem with this plan is that Plan B is an ORAL contraceptive.
This is pretty fucking classic.
Smoke weed... Dont do coke.
oh you def went to my highschool
bitch is from hialeah prob
Or maybe stop doing coke? That might help reduce the amount of Plan B you have to down. But tequila, merlot and weed might keep it at a relatively high level.