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  • this is the best thing that i have read on here. too fucking funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:58pm
  • fuck lourdes chongas :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Miami-Dade County employee here... Thanks for supporting our local entrepeneurs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:27pm
  • what does everyone have against coke??? its lovely, as long as you dont get addicted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:13am
  • BAHAHAH quite posssibly the funniest text EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:09pm
  • 8:06- plan b = morning after pill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:18pm
  • 305 class of 09 krop represent !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Haha, Krop for sure...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:21pm
  • a slut who does cocaine... thats a classy lady

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:59pm
  • hahahahahahahaha awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Haha, yup. My money is on Palmetto or Gulliver. and Miami: best hometown in the US.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:21am
  • Yeah 1:20, you're a stupid cunt for suggesting that OP stop doing coke. WHAT KIND OF A MORON ARE YOU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:42am
  • 1:20- youre a stupid cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:44pm
  • oh! now why didn't I think of that...would save so much time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:46am
  • GREAT TEXT!!!!!!! I'm gonna start doing that also!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:32pm
  • she goes to lourdes boo boo..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:29pm
  • im going to 305, any more of your?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Everyone hating on privat schools in Miami is just jealous they can't live our awesome lifestyle of party sleep and some school....... And btw I went to la salle so suck it u haters probably won't even go to a real college (I.e. A college outside Miami, and not Santa fe I mean a legit school)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:21am
  • O god, this is too funny, Has to be someone from Krop :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:40am
  • IM HEADIN TO THE 305!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:42pm
  • krop? get outta here....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:45am
  • hahaha this basically describes my life.... and we have the same area code! LOVE IT. 305 REPRESENT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:06pm
  • 4:32 youre so bitter and jealous i laugh at youuu pumpkin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:19pm
  • slutty cokeheads ftw make great fucks but not worth keeping around

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:16am
  • 305! Miami! Haha this girl has to be a DG at Florida State

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:15pm
  • this is one of my favorite texts EVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:23pm
  • hahahahaa same here gulliver or la salle forsure

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:06pm
  • hahaha funny shit lourdes, carolton, la salle, girls are spoiled rich brats that use mommy and daddys money to buy coke, fuck anything that walks, and then they wonder why there pregnant. Get off the coke and do some mushrooms and mdma man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:32pm
  • Lmfao. Nah. Just use more coke. It'll eventually do the same trick plan b does hahah. Oh Miami. I love my city and all it's drug addicts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:17am
  • The only problem with this plan is that Plan B is an ORAL contraceptive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:19am
  • This is pretty fucking classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:04am
  • Smoke weed... Dont do coke.

    Submitted by kallimist on Sep 18, 11 at 3:37pm
  • oh you def went to my highschool

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:46pm
  • bitch is from hialeah prob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:50am
  • Or maybe stop doing coke? That might help reduce the amount of Plan B you have to down. But tequila, merlot and weed might keep it at a relatively high level.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:20pm