no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
My balls are so social today.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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