I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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