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  • OP, ask her about the time I was drinking her breast milk, no straw required.

    Submitted by ojg15 on Feb 19, 10 at 4:37am
  • Did she tell you about the time she pumped into an 8oz glass and mixed it with ovaltine before she drank it. Now that's a little disturbing. That's what my mom did, so I don't want to hear shit about your problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:48pm
  • They taught us sex ed in 6th grade...dumb fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:15pm
  • In soviet Russia breast milk drinks you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:37am
  • You stupid, filthy son of a BITCH!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:18pm
  • I'm thinking 2:27 is a fake, if you really did shit like that why would you post it on here for everyone to see??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:30pm
  • 2:27 is it bad I just fucking laughed my ass off on this post!??? Hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:48am
  • baby erections and kittens OOOO MYYY DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by swagpowder on Feb 16, 10 at 6:58pm
  • Actually babies do have erections, not the horny kind, but the morning wood, I really have to pee erections.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:29pm
  • I'm a guy and that's sick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:15pm
  • That sounds just as bad as the lady who shot breat milk at rockfest while she was crowd surfing. The guy next to me comment ' I'm a guy and that's sick! '

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:02pm
  • 1:38 they don't teach you about sex in 5th grade....who's the dumb fuck now? Asswipe thinkin you're all smart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:00pm
    • sex ed at my school was 5th grade. I had to take a permission slip home to be signed first. and the video still gives me nightmares.

      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Feb 28, 12 at 12:59am
  • 2:27, I am so fucking happy I never had you as a baby sitter. You have one well fucked up life, my friend. Poor little baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:46pm
  • Did you know babies while in the womb get erections... Sooo I guess you really are a mother fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:17pm
    • Which means you are too you fucking idiot

      Submitted by kane5250 on Feb 16, 10 at 1:36pm
      • what if you had straight up sex with mom? that's the ultimate mother fucker....

        Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 16, 10 at 1:43pm
  • Last.... Dammit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:14pm
  • You're all retards if you think 227 is serious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:36pm
  • 2:27 Wtf?? You are one fucked up babysitter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:28am
  • I love baby erections, whenever I babysit I try to make the kid get hard for me while he's sleeping and then I jack him off. I love breast milk too, it's so sweet and creamy and rich

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:27am
  • I'm thinking 2:27 will or will be on how to catch a predator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:21pm
  • 3:00 and 3:15 it's different everywhere... So u should really stop arguing about it! My school doesn't teach it full-out til freshman year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:59pm
  • Uhhh no, it's not difficult to tell what sex infants are as long as you sat through that fifth grade sex ed lecture. You're thinking of kittens. It's hard to tell with kittens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:38pm
  • ...Please come pick me up. Arghhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:20pm
  • Lol... Baby erections

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:52pm
  • Okay this text AND 2:27 is fucking siiiiiick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:30pm
  • =OOO I'd stand and just leave the room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:44pm
  • Ummm get out of that family

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:03pm
  • SMDH. That is just nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:46pm
  • Dude WTF... That's like molesting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:32am
  • she sucked it out of her own utter...lol!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 16, 10 at 1:41pm
  • Your dad motorboated them till he had a milk bath too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:15pm
  • Babies don't get erections you fuckin idiot. It's only got one length and it's difficult to even figure what sex the baby is for some kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:19pm
    • you were dropped on your head as a baby obviously

      Submitted by sinistar on Mar 15, 10 at 9:15am
  • Ya couldn't make that up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:41pm
  • Run! Only a greasy good for nothing ape would stoop this low They prob spent their welfare money

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:42am