at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
