I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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