All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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