Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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