love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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