so explain again why im purple
no
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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