The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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