Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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