Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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