Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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