small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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