I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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