My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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