My nipple is on Facebook.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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