Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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