Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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