you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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