I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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Only 7? And in an entire weekend? I've done over 7 in a single night without even trying. And probably more... Sorry, but not impressed little guy. *If the OP is a chick, then this is acceptable* Unless said girl is from Chico. We hold our women to a high standard of handling booze and making poor life decisions. Come to Chico and you'll find out. We Pre-Party harder than you Regular Party.. Cheers
Oh my gracious, seven whole different types of alcohol, in only two or three days! However did you make it through?!
Op could be a youngster? No?
As your liver...fuuuuuckkk
You are dying; just slowly.
Your liver's like leather.
I've consumed seven in one night man up.
DonkeyLipps is the big guy on campus. whoop di doo.
well a long island is 5....
BTW, who gives a fuck about their livers? Well you shouldn't because it's the only organ in your body that regenerates. So don't be afraid to go out and fuck it up some. It'll fix itself in no time! True Story LEGENDARY
Your liver is going to be nervous the next time you drink