come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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