i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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