That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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