no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
