just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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